Add "I'm a /an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions.

What colour / kind of socks are you wearing?
Red = loud
Green = stupid
None = freaky
Fuzzy = gorgeous
Yellow = innocent
Purple = a little too happy
Black = emo
Stripes = funny
Gray = skanky
Pink = preppy
Light blue = sweaty
Other = hot
White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
Shorts = cutie
Skirt = skank
Corduroy = faggot homosexual
Tight jeans = scene kid
Ripped jeans = emo
Cammo = cage fighter
Jeans = prep
Pajamas = pimp

Cargo = clown
Sweats = athlete
Boxers = brat
Booty shorts = female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = hoe
Dickies = weirdo
Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
Blonde = with a broken heart
Black = with a sexy smile
Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend / girlfriend
Red = that likes to have fun
Brown = who loves to be different
Dirty blonde = with a nice ass
Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on.
1 = who ate
2 = who needed
3 = who killed
4 = who shot
5 = who killed
6 = who smoked with
7 = who banged
8 = who ran shirtless with
9 = who got stabbed horribly by
10 = who cuddled with
11 = who slept with
12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on.
01 = the kool-aid man
02 = a dog
03 = a shoe
04 = a toothbrush
05 = Santa Claus
06 = The Trojan man
07 = Barney the dinosaur
08 = a prostitute
09 = a porn star
10 = a bag of weed
11 = my lover
12 = a glass of milk
13 = a horse
14 = a lesbian
15 = a stripper
16 = a pickle
17 = a jew
18 = a homo
19 = an orange
20 = my mom
21 = a homeless girl
22 = a whore
23 = my crush
24 = an easter egg
25 = a jar of honey
26 = a condom
27 = a bowl of cereal
28 = a french fry
29 = your dealer
30 = Paris Hilton
31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing.
White = because I love marijuana
Black = because I'm sexy as hell
Pink = Because the lil people told me to
Blue = because I have amazing boobs
Red = because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
Polka Dots = because I hate my life
Purple = because I'm gay
Gray = because I got dared
Other = because that's how I roll
Green = because I'm good in bed
Orange = because I smoke crack
Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown = because I had to
Shirtless = because I've got abs

Aren't you? LOL.